OK OK I get it shit happens, kids get sick, husband gets sick, kids get sick, pregnant ladies get sick, kids get sick again, bills have to be paid, kids get sick, everyone gets head lice, kids get sick, money runs short, kids get sick, grey hairs comes no matter how much you fight it, kids get sick, food runs low with 5 days still pay day,IRS likes to play head games and try to ruin my vacation plans, kids get sick, your fat and get wined just waking up and did I mention KIDS GET SICK ?!?!?!? I &*($&*(@_&$@!_$& GET IT ENOUGH ALREADY.
Jimmy Buffet has nothing on me. It's not just 5 o Freaking clock some where its 5 o clock all the damn time. They say things come in threes, deaths, loves, good and bad. OK so I have had my fair share of bad I would like some sets of good luck threes. Things around here dont just come in threes. Its pretty much is like the way my 6 yr old daughter says her ABC she does great until she gets to v then w,x,y,and z can bite a big one because they never get said.
I take on kids to ER because NO ONE around here can get sick on a weekday between 8 am and 6pm when the doctor is in his office. She has an ear infection ( of course its the kid who it takes an act of congress to get to take meds) Then the pregnant ladies slips and falls in the kitchen while having a water fight. Starts to cramp ( scary so we go to the hospital ( which is NOT the local one it has to be the one her insurance says she has to go.) you know the one where there are gun shot victims bleeding to death while waiting for triage. and spend 6 hours there. next day school calls the kid who has the shortest hair in the damn house has HEAD LICE. SO I not only have to come and get him but I have to go the the other school and get the other two because if one has it they all do. ONLY to get them all home and find A BIG FAT NOTHING !!! NO LICE in any ones hair, not nits nothing. so we treated them all anyway, boys got head shaved and the adults where all running around yelling " check me check me next like someone had just released an anthrax bomb in the house. Next to have the 5 yr old fall asleep and wake up with a 103 fever and a rash covering his body again after the doc had gone home so back to the ER only for them to tell me its nothing and go home. After three days of his fever not going down I take him to his doctor and he tells me he has of all freaking things MONO in 5 yr old.
Get disconnection notices for bills due 4 days before payday. IRS is holding my tax return hostage until the get some bull shit paper work I filed LAST YEAR with my tax lady that I am guess she either ate, used as tp or just plan lost. SO now I have to deal with CPS and try to get another copy to which they say " Well tell me transfer you to so in so. Who tells me transfer you to another so in so. I talked to 6 different people in a span of 4 days only to be told " OH I know what you need but it will take me 2 to 3 weeks to get it to you because I have to do all my other work first then work on these request. Mean while I have a family vacation planned that I am going to loose my reservations on if I dont pay for it.
Now my husband is sick up all night and no sleeping.
and dont even get me started on this season of A I.
See what I mean.... Mommy juice box time........tomorrow its weight loss blogging time and my struggle to kick obesity ass once and for all
